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luke:  two years ago, our first gig we ever went to in london was actually in this place
michael:  we saw muse, and i was drunk over there, underage
ashton:  [high pitched voice] stop there's children
luke:  [whispers] the children
michael:  THINK OF THE CHILDREN

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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fuglyselfie:

people who offer you some of their fries with the words “take as many as you want” have a spot saved in heaven

popstarboyfriends:

wait im laughing SO HARD

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DID SHE HAVE THEM DO THE X FACTOR POSE

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life